Say what?!?!

    I feel that I needed to dedicate a blog to become my quote board for the things that my students are saying on a daily basis.  It may just be me but I believe that I have some of the funniest students around.   Some of the things that they say are...well shocking at the moment, but funny none the less!

Here they are:

When talking to a group of students about the antlers of a Moose...
Me: "Moose antlers can weight about 85 pounds, thats probably more than most 2nd graders!"
Student: "Mr. Spicer, I have to admit something to you...I have been eating A LOT of donuts lately...I think I weigh more than 85 pounds...but im on a diet now, so do not worry!"

(This happened a few months ago when I was subbing in the classroom that I am currently student teaching in... but I feel that it was too funny not to share.
Standing in the hallway with students on the way to gym...one student starts talking in the hallway when he was not supposed to. I asked him to be quiet and he kept talking. Then another student from the back of the line yells out to me: "Hey Mr. Spice (note: he does not ever call me by my right last name!) just hit him with that flex!" Referencing the student who was not following my directions!

Student asks me a question and I give him an answer. He then follows up by saying, "Wow, you must really listen to your teacher!"
Me: "What do you mean listen to my teacher?"
Student: "You know, Mrs. Gurganus, your teacher." (Who is my cooperating teacher)
Student: "I have just one question though....why are you still here in school?"
I love that some of my students still think that I am in the 2nd grade and do not understand that I am a teacher!

More to come I PROMISE!